Keeping them honest

The man currently suing Michael Vick for several billion dollars has also filed suit against President Bush. Here is an excerpt from the filing: (highlights highlighted)

(2) the plaintiff “seeks 299,000,000,000,000.00 Trillion dollars backed by gold or silver delivered by United States Postal Service to Federal Correctional Institution, Salters, South Carolina,” from the defendant; (3) President George W. Bush “is in a vast conspiracy of Uniform Commercial Code ‘UCC’ followers[,]” which include President Bush, the Queen of England, Chubby Checker, the Dalai Lama, Hillary Clinton, Bloods and Crips of Detroit, the trench coat mafia, Senator Arlen Specter, the Gambino crime family, Senator Trent Lott, RFID tracking devices, and radioactive chemicals released into the air by airline pilots; (4) the Federal Reserve System is a fraud and federal reserve notes “are backed by nothing of substance[;]” (5) President Bush has failed to build an anti-UFO defense system around FCI-Williamsburg and has released staph infections into the water system at FCI-Williamsburg; (6) the plaintiff has been subjected to microwave testing on a daily basis; (7) President Bush is secretly selling prisoners’ DNA to the Hitler Socialist Party; (8) President Bush is a “voodoo witch doctor involved with transforming Humans to Animals sometimes plants[;]” (9) FCI-Williamsburg has “robotic guards” made from President Bush’s NASA partners; (10) on January 4, 2003, President Bush stole the plaintiff’s identity; (11) on “April 20th 2002, George Bush Joined alliance to Al qaeda[;]” (12) “October 31 2001 George Bush is spelled hsub egroeG backwards[;]” (13) the Fourteenth Amendment was not ratified properly; (14) President George W. Bush is a “time traveler” who conspired with the Duke of Normandy at the Battle of Hastings in 1066;1 and (15) “George H. W. Bush is his front father [who] contracted with secret Wiccan’s [sic] to pervert America citizens via www world wide web.” In his prayer for relief, the plaintiff seeks a restraining order against President Bush because he (the plaintiff) comes in peace. The plaintiff also seeks a restraining order against “air force one.”

Read more for yourself: http://casedocs.justia.com/south-carolina/scdce/4:2006cv00442/139089/4/0.pdf