9/11 Mayhem

This 9/11, shit is going to blow up. I am not posting any sort of conspiracy theory and even implying that there will be new attacks on US Soil (nor am I making a poorly masked acknowledgment of the fact that shit is blowing up in Baghdad every single day), I am talking about the simultaneous releases of both Kanye West's new album, Graduation, and 50 Cent's new album, Curtis.

With Paris, and Lindsay and Nicole "cleaning up their act" (emphasis on the "act") the tabloid news has been slow. All I can pray for is a Tupac and Biggie style feud with smart-ass Kanye up against legitimate thug $0.50.

While Bushie-poo and Turd-blossom didn't know about what was coming their way in 2001, the shit is already hitting the fan as x [where $1.00/2=x] has declared to quit his solo career if Kanye outsells him on the release date.

I am guessing that as the polls close, 57.3131591 ¥ is going to fake his own death or maybe even actually kill himself as a way to ensure that his album sales will pull ahead of Kanye's. If Kanye still outsells him, the artist formerly known as Curtis Jackson will be relagated to releasing a series of duets with other best selling posthumous musicians such as, Ray Charles and Tupac, though it's possible that he may be featured on Britney Spear's new album which might already be dead.