For the bacon lovers

You think people who work here eat bacon?

This is fucking hilarious.

These people dance...

...Like they've got ants in their pants.

And they need to dance.

What Would a Maverick Do

repeat: what would a maverick do

Reality Shows

many moons ago a little profile in a little publication called the Washington City Paper projected late night shots and the georgetown trust fund babies who use it into the public spotlight. people were mostly outraged and appalled by their behavior and justifiably so. but the truth is, what more do we americans love more than appalling behavior in our news stories?

hells ya, appalling behavior on our TeeVees. late night shots and the vapid culture that surrounds it has officially been turned a reality show in the vein of the hills or laguna beach. i'm still confused if this qualifies for reality, but i've smoked so much pot in my day i have no fucking clue what reality is. we'll call this show close enough.

this is a turning point in history: the invasion of DC by god damn young republicans is complete. we don't need to worry about these coors-light drinking bastards coming to columbia heights anymore. they're projecting an image to the world that none of us can do anything to stop. tire burning sure as shit won't help, despite gene's best efforts.

but honestly, is that such a bad thing? do we even care about the bitch goddess' image in the world? sarah palin thinks it's a shit hole, so why not show everyone just how shitty it is? i personally am going to love every minute of this series. my heart with ache with rage everytime they show a line at georgetown cupcake or some girl puking on her white dress in adams morgan. i'll laugh with furious anger every time they go to the mall pretending like there is something to do there, ever. most importantly, i'll really be able to empathize with these characters... i mean, real people... as they contemplate the truly important questions in life, such as which private club to join and new ways to establish their superiority.

the show is called Blonde Charity Mafia--hahahaha, what genius came up with that?!?!--and it's been picked up by lifetime. the local news clip is below and it's also hilarious.

Bicycle Enthusiast Envoy Returns

what does that title mean? next to nothing, but the acronym spells BEER which is pretty clever.

speaking of beer... and bicycles, look at this Pabst fixie. it's like a collision of worlds, or not really at all. studies show 100% of fixie riders drink PBR.

Information

if tbdcdcdbdc is good for anything, it's being a forum for cutting edge intellectual thought. surriously. what haven't we discussed here? Ageism? check. Excessive Coffee Consumption? check. Inter-Species Animal Breeding? triple-check. and all of this was done in the month of june.

that's why i'm happy to offer this presentation by some swedish dude about stuff. i'm not sure what this is actually about, but damn those graphics are fancy. the only thing that could make this presentation better would be a Jacked Up! sequence but then again, that might not be entirely appropriate when talking about poverty and income distribution.

I know I know, Yeah You Too

Kerry played this remix (more of a mash-up really) of a Clipse song for me shortly after we moved to DC from Portland. I thought it was good then, but it's grown on me quite a bit and has since become my summer jam of every year. I could bbq the living shit out of something to this song. I'm talking steak, sausages, zucchini, lettuce, grapes, bubblicious, runts and, of course, hot beats.