Reality Shows

many moons ago a little profile in a little publication called the Washington City Paper projected late night shots and the georgetown trust fund babies who use it into the public spotlight. people were mostly outraged and appalled by their behavior and justifiably so. but the truth is, what more do we americans love more than appalling behavior in our news stories?

hells ya, appalling behavior on our TeeVees. late night shots and the vapid culture that surrounds it has officially been turned a reality show in the vein of the hills or laguna beach. i'm still confused if this qualifies for reality, but i've smoked so much pot in my day i have no fucking clue what reality is. we'll call this show close enough.

this is a turning point in history: the invasion of DC by god damn young republicans is complete. we don't need to worry about these coors-light drinking bastards coming to columbia heights anymore. they're projecting an image to the world that none of us can do anything to stop. tire burning sure as shit won't help, despite gene's best efforts.

but honestly, is that such a bad thing? do we even care about the bitch goddess' image in the world? sarah palin thinks it's a shit hole, so why not show everyone just how shitty it is? i personally am going to love every minute of this series. my heart with ache with rage everytime they show a line at georgetown cupcake or some girl puking on her white dress in adams morgan. i'll laugh with furious anger every time they go to the mall pretending like there is something to do there, ever. most importantly, i'll really be able to empathize with these characters... i mean, real people... as they contemplate the truly important questions in life, such as which private club to join and new ways to establish their superiority.

the show is called Blonde Charity Mafia--hahahaha, what genius came up with that?!?!--and it's been picked up by lifetime. the local news clip is below and it's also hilarious.