Monday, August 4, 2008

Shorts Jump The Shark



It's over. Put away your linen shorts-suit and bow-tie. The honeymoon is over. With the recent article in the establishment bastion that is the New York Times, the golden days of shorts are over. Hipsters nation-wide will shortly be seen burning their shorts in the street, or perhaps keeping them in the closet for their next trip to Germany, where they won't even be popular yet for another year. But when the Times quotes an octogenarian on the return of shorts, it's all over. Moment of silence.

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