Now, far be it from tbdcdcdbdc to disrespect the dead. All condolences to the friends and family of this gentleman who was killed as a result of freestyle beef. That said, no such compunction is needed when addressing the hilariously oblivious proofer who let this headline pass.
Detroiter Killed In Rap Battle
Anyone who knows what a rap battle actually is would have to wonder if, like Cappadonna of the Wu, this deadly emcee's paragraphs contain cyanide (@2:50):
I'll admit, I wanted to hear this emcee with verses so ill, so malignant, that he can slaughter his hip-hop adversaries at the drop of a sick stanza. Years ago, Monty Python jested about a JMD (Joke of Mass Destruction), so funny that it took lives. Perhaps hip-hop had finally been refined down to it's purest form of rhyming sarin. I was disappointed upon clicking through to find out after the jump that not only does he not slay wack emcees lyrically, but in fact, unlike Inspectah Deck (above @1:00), he doesn't even lyrically commit armed robbery.
He just gets pissed off and grabs a gun.
Come on. That's just not impressive.
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